Two scouts perform this skit. Prior to the skit, each scout puts on
a jacket and places a few objects in the pockets - such as pocket knives,
cards and such.
As the skit begins, the scouts begin to argue about who is the better
thief. "I'm the better thief!" "No, I'm the better thief!"
They finally decide to have a contest. "We will walk by eachother
three times. The person who pickpockets the best thing is the winner."
The two scouts start. They walk by eachother and each reaches into
the other's coat pocket and pulls out an item. They each argue a bit
about who got the best item. They do this a second time. Then on the
third time, one scout pulls a wallet out of the other's pocket. He holds
it up and says, "Yes! Yes! I win! I got your wallet and that is
the best so I WIN!" The other says, "You may have my wallet,
but look, I have your underwear!" Then he holds a pair of underwear
up and over his head.